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stalking_horse ([personal profile] stalking_horse) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2012-04-15 12:14 am

[Video/In person] ~As if the planet is made of clay - this is a tragic mix of wayward magic tricks~

[Perhaps you've seen a dirty-blonde white Earth Pony wandering around in a bit of a daze; he hasn't been out much, mostly keeping to his room, with very disoriented-seeming forays into the kitchen and occasionally sitting and staring off into space. His flank bears a mark of a Deerstalker cap and a magnifying glass, and his Inverness cape and said hat have converted along with]

[Yep, this week has been hard on the poor detective.]

[As for the video feed? Well, there's said white Earth Pony, sitting out front, with a pair of binoculars. He's holding them with one hoof, and just staring at them.]

I thought I'd gotten used to everything, you know. Like this place couldn't do anything to surprise me and I'd taken all the shots I could to my worldview and understanding of reality.


I think ... that I just lost some major part of the feeling that things made sense.

[He shakes the hoof with the binoculars, just staring at them almost morbidly.]

Requiescat in pace.
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[Video]

[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-15 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
...You're worried... about...

this. [Unhappy grey pegasus pony is unhappy. It's pretty obvious.]

I'd honestly thought you were a more sensible human being. [WHOOPS. PORCUPINE'D!]

[The Blackberry isn't even getting turned off so much as abandoned on a cloud.]
movingforces: (Unhappy ※ I will show another me)

[In person]

[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-16 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[If Saguru looks closely he might be able to find her curled up unhappily on a cloud- she might be a bit hard to make out, if not for the red mane and tail.]
movingforces: (Glare ※ No one taught them etiquette)

[indeed it is!]

[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-16 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Tris is looking down and just- giving him this very flat look.] Go away, Saguru. I don't feel like talking to you, nor do I expect I shall feel like it anytime in the near future.

[Yes, she has wings. Yes, she's flying away. At the very least, he gets to have Chime flying down to fuss over him?]
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-16 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Chime is nuzzling up to Saguru and making an unhappy-sounding noise, like glass faintly scraping against something. She's not sure what's going on anymore.]

[Tris will be coming back eventually, mostly to make sure she knows where Chime is staying. Tris doesn't exactly feel up to remaining conscious, and while she is sure Chime will be fine with Saguru, she knows she's going to be sleeping the sleep of the dead for a while.] Chime, are you going to stay with Saguru? I'm going to bed.

[Yes, Saguru, aside from acknowledging you're there, Tris is pretty much ignoring you.]
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-16 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Tris is-- not exactly glaring, or looking like she's gotten smacked, but she's walking off again.

Of course her problems are stupid and insignificant by comparison. How could she forget that? And here she is, once again, making her own problems. It's enough that her usual defensive responses are just- failing utterly.
]
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-16 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's understandable. [She's keeping her tone fairly short and clipped, and it looks very much like she's going to just fly off again. She's tired, she's clearly crossed a line somewhere, her problems aren't as big or dangerous as people around her again--]

[And she's too tired to try and drive him off. So she's just going to fly off, instead.]

[Chime is just trying to catch up to Saguru, and making a noise that can probably easily be interpreted as distressed confusion.]
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-16 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[...yeah, no, Tris is just going to go hide in her room for a while and likely pass out, since she hasn't exactly been sleeping well.]

[Chime, meanwhile, is going to fly to catch up to Saguru and just... make a pathetic noise at him. She doesn't get what's going on here at all, and he seems a lot less confusing right now than Tris does.]
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-16 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Tris is probably going to be out for a good... oh, ten hours or so. And even after that, she doesn't look well-rested when she does leave the room. She's just going to shuffle out...

...and kind of... freeze on seeing Saguru. Ohhh no. Nope. Not happening.
]
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-16 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
You weren't snapping at me. [Saguru, you're kind of tapdancing on all the wrong nerves. You apologizing just makes her feel like a- like a tool.]

I was being the exact thing I hate- someone who whines and moans about their problems and says "pity me!" and forgets that other people have problems, too. [And yes, she is edging for the door.]
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-16 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
...don't say that. [You're making her more uncomfortable, not less.] After all, it's the past. It's supposed to be left to itself.

[She can't bring herself to say it, but knowing she's basically out-lived his expected lifespan hurts. It makes it painful just being around him.]
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-16 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Tris is shaking her head.] That doesn't-- [Tris is dropping her head and just- sighing.] It doesn't change the fact that I've outlived your estimation of how long you will survive. [And NOW she's going back in the room. And not leaving. Not for a while.]
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-17 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Tris is sticking her head out of the door and looking at Saguru and Chime. Erm. Well, this is awkward.]
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-17 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Tris is just going to slink out of the room and close the door. She's looking kind of... "whipped dog" is putting it mildly.] No. You had every right to say that.
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-17 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
....I fail to see how you could count me as a 'friend'. [People don't make friends with Tris, and it's pretty clear that Saguru calling her such still makes her uncomfortable.

Especially with how she's been acting.
] Especially considering I'm not a very good one, if I was so busy having an- an indulgent fit of high drama over how terrible my life is, to the exclusion of thinking about anyone else. [Even bringing up that she has problems gets this very visible body-language 'urge to bolt'.]
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-17 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Tris is digging at the floor a little with a front hoof. She's not quite sure how to say it, but she's damn sure she should have been able to control herself better so that her issues were less of a... thing.]

It still doesn't excuse my behavior.
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-17 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Tris is looking at the hoof and snorting softly. She still doesn't feel better, but... hell, she's always been good at slapping functional-seeming wallpaper over things.] Truce. Where to?
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-17 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Tris is smiling crookedly at Saguru.] The Author seems to have decided the same thing. It's rather nerve-wracking, really. I've had my own bedroom since I was ten, and before that it was the girls' dorm at Winding Circle...
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[personal profile] reflecting_ghost 2012-04-16 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[...As much as Chrome's not the best socialized thing, she does know that it's not a good sign when someone's being that kind of upset and is in and out of the room that fast, and not a good sign to not see Chime, either.]

[This doesn't really mean she's sure what to do, but...]

A-are...are you alright?
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-16 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. [Tris is going to curl up in her bed and pull the blankets over her head. She really doesn't want to talk to anyone, and Chrome is- a little too much 'squishy innocent bystander' to get the usual porcupine routine.]
reflecting_ghost: (~Fictitious and so real~)

[personal profile] reflecting_ghost 2012-04-17 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Chime isn't there, she's obviously not fine and not talking about it. This is something she's not exactly unused to, considering who she lives with.]

[She's picking up Toka and quietly padding over to tug on the blanket, keeping pretty careful; and will be holding out the raptor-baby.]
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[personal profile] movingforces 2012-04-17 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Tris is- almost growling at having her Blanket of Woe and Misery pulled down. She's just- looking at Chrome and Toka for a moment before sighing heavily and just burrowing her face into the pillows.] Give me a minute. I'm going to have to go grab Chime- what I've been doing has hardly been fair to her at all.
reflecting_ghost: (~Easier to let yourself disappear~)

[personal profile] reflecting_ghost 2012-04-17 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[The growling doesn't even really seem to register; why it's almost like she's USED to people growling and snapping at her without meaning it when she's trying to help. She doesn't really answer, though, just nods, and backs off to her bed with a very confused raptor hatchling.]


((SOB. SKIPPING BACK TO THE OTHER THREAD Y/Y?))
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[Video]

[personal profile] notkinkypatch 2012-04-16 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a nosy red mane'd peach colored Earth pony staring into the feed, hooves pressed to his face in a very human gesture, aren't you lucky. U OK his amused expression seems to implore. He nods to indicate the binoculars] Peeped on any good pony porn with those lately? If you ain't gotten to that point I'd say there's hope yet, compadre.

Speakin' of shots... here's a world view, try a few an' see how a pony fares? Pree-tee scientific.
notkinkypatch: (h e h)

[Video]

[personal profile] notkinkypatch 2012-04-16 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Is there a prize involved or...]

Seriously? I only got one eye an even I can spot a good crop of titties when I see 'em, for starters. [Have a snort or a kind of...neigh harrumph and the rolling of his eye] S'not like you're payin' for opera tickets or a picket fence man, but hey- to each his own.

HEEEYYY see? Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' bout, brah! If you find anythin' good, send it my way. I'll fuckin' risk pony drunkenness for the sake of you calmin' your tits an' science too.
notkinkypatch: (getting too old for this bullshit)

[Video]

[personal profile] notkinkypatch 2012-04-20 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[One small step for Badou's credibility, one tiny drop for sanity, brah. Have a bored look in return, he saw the freak out coming from a mile away. Its nice not to have moral issues.]

An that is exactly why we need booze n' a fuckton of it. Especially when ya get to thinkin' what if chick ponies did have tits. That'd be fuckin' weird as, well, tits. As if wakin' up home on the range down yonder ain't enough.

Cheap ass. Clearly her generation didn't have those shows where the asspuppets were drunk all the time just to get through a damn episode. Shit, I'd take moonshine in the crusty ol' tub of a crazy cat lady at this rate...don't suppose you got any brilliant clues, Mister Ed 2.0?
notkinkypatch: (haaaah that was so fucking funny i peed)

[Video]

[personal profile] notkinkypatch 2012-04-20 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Ride on, trusty stallion. Ride on. Badou is most pleased to bless him with this honor, no need to thank him, just add the booze. Likewise, having phone cables that reach space also aided Badou in internet trivia, he knows that feel well.]

She's a teeny bopper, right? Not surprised we ain't been hit with boyband bullshit yet. [....He takes a moment to knock a hoof softly against a nearby wooden table end. Just in case] That's usin' your noggin'! Ain't nothin' stoppin' you from trottin' over to that dusty trail n' retrievin' some for yourself an your new bff, moi. A big strong mustang like yourself's gotta be able to handle his jack...ass out there. [Have the shiniest of eyes...eye. So much faith.]