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[ocd_reaper]

[Kid is in the library during study hall. He's lost most of his powers, but he still possesses his Soul Perception along with the hazy thought that, well, he shouldn't be here for some strange reason.]

[Also, yes, he's the OCD resident nerd. And he's just sitting out there, waiting to be bothered. Well, not really waiting, but he's a prime target nonetheless.]

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[artificialflower]

[Prime target indeed. At least for the resident bullies and alike. Or maybe everyone who doesn't spend much time in front of the books, because how can you walk past someone doing that and not try to sabotage it?]

[And so, Kanda marches towards the Kid looking all smug.]

What are you doing inside in this weather?

[And without waiting for an answer, topples his chair over. Along with him.]

[ocd_reaper]

[Kid fumbles but manages to catch himself enough that he doesn't fall flat on his face. However, he's thoroughly annoyed as he looks up at the other teenager.]

Let's see...I'm in a library reading a book in the middle of study hall. I could be, oh I don't know, studying.

[artificialflower]

[Kanda was never actually in high school, but apparently the Mansion makes up for what is lacking. He only has a distinct feeling that this is stupid and not what he should be doing, but it dies out quickly.]

Studying.

[Says it as if it's a poisonous bug squashed on the bottom of his boot. Leans on the desk with one hand as if he owns it.]

Teachers' little pet, aren't you.

I love how 80% of Kid's CR is NEGATIVE CR. XD

[ocd_reaper]

I prefer to excel in whatever I do. Not...

[His voice trails off as his eyes lock on your bangs.]

...Your bangs are uneven.

pffft really? but he seems so adorable. people must be playing loads of jerks. XD

[artificialflower]

Then excel at losing --

[Kanda's already crackling his knuckles ominously, when that next sentence knocks him right off his tracks. That is not what guys about to be beat up usually say at all. In fact, for a moment he almost feels a little self-conscious before it turns into complete irritation.]

What.

XD He did not get off on the right foot with some people.

[ocd_reaper]

Your bangs are uneven.

I'll be right back with some scissors. It won't take long to fix.

[Why, yes, he's getting up from his seat to do exactly that.]

oh I see. XD

[artificialflower]

...

[Processing. Processing some more. Sticking a leg out to trip the damned kid before he gets any further.]

You're not touching my hair.

[Suddenly, he's the one on the defensive. Bloody hell how did the situation flip like that? He just wanted some other kids' lunch money.]

[ocd_reaper]

[Kid stumbles and this time isn't able to catch himself, landing in an oh-so-graceful faceplant.]

[Normally? It hurts but not a problem. Though right now his healing abilities seem to have been reduced to those of a regular human.]

Ow...

[He gets up and looks at Kanda, holding his bleeding nose.]

It'll look much better once I'm done with it. Nice and even.

[artificialflower]

[Ouch. Not that Kanda sympathizes with the creep or anything. Barely stops himself from taking a subconscious step back and glares at. Why the hell are you suddenly so set on evening out his hair?]

Your bangs are uneven.

[BEST DEFENCE IS A GOOD OFFENCE]

There's white on one side.

1/?

[ocd_reaper]

[ocd_reaper]

You...you mean...

[ocd_reaper]

...my stripes?

[ocd_reaper]

DONE. HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, CRUSHING THE POOR BOY LIKE THAT.

[ocd_reaper]

[And on the floor in a small ball.]

It's true! They're absolutely hideous! You shouldn't be forced to gaze upon this asymmetrical piece of garbage. What right have I to judge when I'm so disgusting?

[And the librarian is shushing away but otherwise not getting up from her desk.]

....sobbu. DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. 1/?

[artificialflower]

[artificialflower]

[Well. That was a sudden change.]

[What the hell is wrong with this guy.]

3/3

[artificialflower]

[Kanda would maybe start sympathizing right about now if he was less of a jerk. But he's not, and so he decides to take this as a small victory. Who cares if he doesn't think the stripes are disgusting, albeit weird indeed. Let's just focus on what he came here for.]

Exactly.

[Pause, then serious deadpan.]

You should give me your lunch and homework to make up for it.

Wow. Kanda's a serious jerk.

[ocd_reaper]

No...you wouldn't want anything touched by my disgusting hands. Just leave me by the curb with the rest of the garbage.

Yep. Sorry. /)_(\ He also holds kids at swordpoint and steals ribbons from little girls in canon.

[artificialflower]

I'm sure it would be fine.

[Wow. In some deep, deep corner of his heart he might feel a little bad, because this? This is just pathetic. And to think it was brought up by mentioning such an obvious thing.]

[But, eh, he gets no kicks out of feeling bad for someone. Besides, the Manor insists in making him a school bully for a reason.]

[So he shrugs nonchalantly.]

Well. If you insist.

[Grabbing Kid's collar and dragging him off towards the nearest exit. Because dumping nerds in trashcans is fun in this universe, right?]

XD Kid has terrible luck meeting people here.

[ocd_reaper]

[Nope. Not gonna put up a fight. However, he is like a dead weight. Perhaps someone will come along and stop you.]

poor thing. ;~;

[artificialflower]

[Perhaps. Let's hope for it. Because Kanda's not stopping.]

Welp. This may not help but it should be amusing!

[stalking_horse]

[Well well well... this is something Saguru hadn't really expected to come across while out for a walk. And ... while he's not sure what to make of you yet, Kanda, he's kind of guessed what's going on.]

[And is heading over somewhere within a few steps of being in the way. A little too smug-up-to-something looking, too.]

And what do you think you're doing, Princess?

HAKUBA! <3

[ocd_reaper]

[Kid will be just lying here in Kanda's grasp, being dragged along. He's just going to let himself be pulled along. It's more than he deserves, filthy piece of trash that he is.]

[You can probably hear him muttering these things if you listen real close.]

INDEED

[artificialflower]

[Kanda twitches. This is the second time he's being addressed like this while in this high school hell and it is not at all appealing. He only doesn't greet the new guy with a kick in the face, because he thinks he looks cooler right now, Kid's collar still in his grasp.]

Taking out the garbage.

[Superiorly.]

You blind by any chance?

[stalking_horse]

No, I think I can see perfectly well what's going on here.

And you know, I think I preferred the pink chiffon and all the ridiculous titles; they were much better reflections of your ego than your astounding courage in tormenting people weaker than you. [Snarkity snark snark! He's smart enough to not be within EASY range for taking a swing at, at least...but he's not moving to get away, either.]