Teru Mikami ~34~ Perspective [Text]

[inordertobelieve]

It has been quiet for too long, apparently. 

I suppose I am not the only one who has woken up in an absolutely ridiculous size. In the unlikely event that there is somebody who remained taller than a few inches, then I would like request guidance for those who shrunk.

And in case that we're all this small: Are there any suggestions on how to deal with this week?

Sincerely,
Teru Mikami

Comments

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[notkinkypatch]

sure brah
protips: dnt join roach cults they haze liek shit
litrally they eat poo
dnt try 2 climb up 2 the shitter; its traumattizin n scary so just find a corner somewhur n dnt look @ any shlong nxt door

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[inordertobelieve]

These things have been self-explanatory anyway.

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[notkinkypatch]

naw man some fuckin overachievin dickhols
trynna b tarzan n use assfloss 2 climb
aint no jane waitin w tp up ther
dnt stik round th roach missin 2 legs niether hes bad newz
how u copin, tiny?

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[inordertobelieve]

Until now, I've been keeping calm and contemplating.
To be clear, I've set camp in the lowest part of my bookshelf.

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[notkinkypatch]

calm is gud, drun k is better
im happy 4 u n ur fellow bookworms down ther brah
work that angle rite n u mite jus start a revolution
save us all
babesll b all over ya

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[inordertobelieve]

Drunk is not better, drunk is merely making you less reasonable than you already were.

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[notkinkypatch]

well yea if yer a weepy drunk fuck
prolly callin exes n cryin in2 panties
aint nothin reason ble bout that
tho i knew a guy robbed a bank w/a potted plant...drunk. worked 2. nothin reason ble than a miracle

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[weatheredforces]

I'd honestly make it a point to try and get to the kitchen and simply live there. If mice and insects can manage, so can any of us.

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[inordertobelieve]

As long as we don't encounter too many of these mice, that seems like a reasonable idea to me.

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[weatheredforces]

I meant hypothetical mice. Actual mice may be a bit dicey, but I am quite sure several of us still retain our powers in enough force to do something about it... So long as we stick together.

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[inordertobelieve]

In any case we should be gathering as fast as somehow possible with the state we are in. It can only be hoped that there won't be too big obstacles on the way.