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badfic_manor2010-10-05 12:25 pm
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▓ Martini 3 ▓ // Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bacy~// [Video]
[Wallace appears on the feed, smiling broadly. He's stood in the kitchen and there's the sound of hissing in a pan.]
Alright, people, so this ghost stuff sucks ass and has got us all a little down. I'm thinkin' cooked breakfast all round?
You hear that? That's the sound of manor bacon hitting the pan, and today a child is born to us and his name will be bacon. Can you smell it? Can you hear it? Isn't it a wonderful sound? Isn't it mouthwatering?
[And there goes the feed]
Alright, people, so this ghost stuff sucks ass and has got us all a little down. I'm thinkin' cooked breakfast all round?
You hear that? That's the sound of manor bacon hitting the pan, and today a child is born to us and his name will be bacon. Can you smell it? Can you hear it? Isn't it a wonderful sound? Isn't it mouthwatering?
[The ghost of his hamster at that point in its rolly ball then just happens to get underfoot. Wallace trying not to step on him looses his footing and there's a thud as he slips over. The Blackberry lands on the countertop, nothing else is seen of the poor guy. On the floor he stares at the cute fat little pet in it's ball as it bops into his nose.]
Little bastard...
Everything does not suck![And there goes the feed]