andsuddenlydynamite: ([happy] Bring me... a shrubbery!)
andsuddenlydynamite ([personal profile] andsuddenlydynamite) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor 2011-08-29 08:15 pm (UTC)

[EYES?! SHE HAS EYES?! SORRY HE CAN'T SEE THEM OVER THE MASS OF UNDERBOOB STARING AT HIM.]

People don't sink. They float. Besides, I'm right here.

[He smiles and makes a sort of attempt to look at her face... but the second his eyes reach her chest he quickly looks away again

I'll make sure you float face-up.

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