andsuddenlydynamite: ([shock] DUMBLEDOOR'S GAY?!)
andsuddenlydynamite ([personal profile] andsuddenlydynamite) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor 2011-09-20 05:39 am (UTC)

[And low and behold, minding his own business, sitting on the porch, smoking a cigarette and drinking his coffee. Of course mid-sip is the IDEAL time to spot the woman from the previous week... completely covered in blood.

He spews the hot mouthful of coffee out, and instantly starts choking on it]
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