No, you're not. The architecture is a bit on the non-Euclidian side, and it's not that rare for the place to not behave normally; damage to the building itself will usually "heal" gradually, and the original generator was apparently made up of something run by gerbils on treadmills. It had to be replaced when the squirrels in the attic ate the gerbils. [You know the sort of deadpan voice where someone is being dead serious, and is somehow used to it, but halfway through realizes just how silly they must sound to most people and are trying not to think about it?]