[Mid munching and messing up the counter and just ignore the scratches his peg arm did, it dawns on him and his eye widens] Ooooohhh. I get it now.
Damn, I'm a dick. My bad, kiddo. If I knew you were on a diet I wouldn't of tempted you. I know how particular you chicks are about that sorta shit. So I'm doin' you a favor, then! [And so he beams and resumes]