[All that gets either of them is a growling Santa!Ginger who leans over the side of the chair like some sort of rabid creature, be cautious of rabies as he snarls]

What?! You little shit, what fuckin' standards?! If you're lookin' for standards, Hot Topic is on the other side of the goddamn mall you fuckin' whipper snapper hard rock little....just gimmie a cig, I'm a hard workin' man! I've been here for houuuurrrs <[Probably about two and a half] an if I don't get my fix I think I'm gonna eat a baby. Maybe startin' with the closest one.

[He sneers, that's a hint]