[Jake was a pretty early riser mostly for silly reasons. Wasting daylight was like wasting precious adventure time. And really, you didn't want to be out and about adventuring when it was dark. Between to hazards of the environment to the monsters on his island it was just a bad idea. As such he was a pretty light sleeper. ]
[The last few days were also sort of miserable for Jake English for a number of reasons he was too bones tired to think about. it was six a.m. and he needed a mountain dew.]
[However it seemed his quest for the radiant elixir would be put on hold as he was crashed into by a wall of thirteen-year-old.]
INTERRUPTING YOUR SOCK SLIDAGE
[The last few days were also sort of miserable for Jake English for a number of reasons he was too bones tired to think about. it was six a.m. and he needed a mountain dew.]
[However it seemed his quest for the radiant elixir would be put on hold as he was crashed into by a wall of thirteen-year-old.]
Holy radiated applesauce!!