[Makes a half-dumbstruck, half-almost-laughing grimace.]

Well obviously neither do you.

[SOON. Ooh, shudder. Scary kittens are scary, and Kanda very much does not fancy getting his stuff peed on. Cat pee smells very not nice and is probably terribly hard to get out of fabric. He just might have to booby trap his own room or something. Or he'll just have to resign to getting revenge after the deed is done, but man there will be one cat hat being made if that happens. Because one does not simply pee on Kanda's stuff. The end would be mutual.]