40TH BOMB || HAYATO GOKUDERA || [IN PERSON]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[at about noon, a massive wave of heat comes off the walls by front entrance of the library... soon followed the the walls of the library ans whole lot of unusually bright red flames.

From the debris someone can be heard coughing, and a cat yowling angrily. Just before the smoke clear several flashes of light suddenly disappear.]

There, I mastered it... now I am I going to explain this guy to the boss?

[And from the smoke emerges a very battered looking Gokudera, his glasses cracked and hanging off his face, his clothes dirty and covered with debris... and there is a very angry looking cat on his head. Gokudera steps into the hallway waving the smoke away.. then pauses. This wasn't the hallway he was supposed to have unintentionally blown up. A moment later he goes into a cussing fit, kicking the debris around.]

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[andsuddenlydynamite]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY MOTHERFUCK SEN- OW!

[Motherfucking wall. Well, no matter! He can still fight! Completely out of power but fuck that shit he can still fight! Gokudera gets to his feet, wobbles a bit, then sprints right for Kanda, fist raised for a punch in the face!

Ah, he should probably use dynamite, shouldn't he? Oh well. Fist first, picking up on dumbass mistake can wait until after he got hurt because of it.]

[artificialflower]

[Kanda's a fucking honourable man, so seeing the brat charge at him with his fists he uses that time to sheathe his sword and clench a fist of his own. Bring it, you son of a homeless female canine.]

[He's going to attempt a rather professional duck and leg sweep here.]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[While not quite a 'trained' professional, Gokudera has some experience on 'how not to get his ass handed to him', so the moment he sees that leg coming out towards him he jumps and tries to go for a tackle.]

[Meanwhile, Uri is simply pacing about... waiting for the two lunk-heads to hurry up and kill each other end up a bloody mess on the ground. Because with that last stupid wall her silver-haired bitch so thoughtfully flew through, also went her last perch.]

[artificialflower]

[Ah, the brat sees through it. There's no time to straighten up, so instead Kanda readies a punch. He might be going to the ground but he'll take your damned face with it!]

[At the moment he doesn't even remember the cat.]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Fuck they're just both going to the ground all over again and Gokudera regrets nothing! He is just lucky his face can't think for itself because it probably wouldn't agree. It threw off his tackle some, he had planned to land on the guy and start punching his brains out, however he ended up jerked to the side, trying to at least hook his arm around Kanda's neck as they hit the floor.]

F-fuck!

[And he starts to try and get up to tend to his aching, bleeding nose only to feel a weight on his head. If the claws digging into his scalp were any sign as to who it was...]

U-Uri?

[Unfortunately for Gokudera, at his angle he could not see the unhappy scowl of his box weapon, and did not know how displeased she was until he felt a warm liquid on his head- at which point he promptly starting trying the flail the cat off.]

[Enjoy laughing at her bottom bitch now Kanda. You're next.]

AH FUCKIN'HELL! STUPID FUCKING CAT! WHAT THE HELL!?

[artificialflower]

[Kanda ends up in a rather effective neck-hook for a moment, but gets out once the boy decides to pay attention to his nose. As he's getting up, there's suddenly some kind of a chaos behind, so he turns to look.]

[And sees the fucking cat on the brat's head. And it smells.]

...

[SCRAMBLING AWAY.]

[andsuddenlydynamite]

[Bitch- where you think YOU'RE goin'?]

[And just like with her little pet bitch, she digs her claws into Kanda's scalp and lets him suffer the same fate of Gokudera. Have fun trying to get the smell of cat pee out of your hair!]

[artificialflower]

[CAT PISS]

[CAT PISS EVERYWHERE]

[TRYING TO RIP THE ANIMAL OFF even though it's too late already]