[Not with how you nearly gave him a run for his money just a moment earlier!]
You threw a fucking boulder at me!
[Fumes a little, then smirks.]
But now I've hit you once.
[Oh, look, guards. Cue dramatic slowmotion, as Kanda moves towards the one farthest on the right, with a split-second accuracy swats the spear upwards and shoves the scabbard into the guard's gut. The poor sod gasps and double overs to the ground.]
[Except, oh, the other two are now behind his back. Whoopsie.]
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You threw a fucking boulder at me!
[Fumes a little, then smirks.]
But now I've hit you once.
[Oh, look, guards. Cue dramatic slowmotion, as Kanda moves towards the one farthest on the right, with a split-second accuracy swats the spear upwards and shoves the scabbard into the guard's gut. The poor sod gasps and double overs to the ground.]
[Except, oh, the other two are now behind his back. Whoopsie.]