notkinkypatch: (getting too old for this bullshit)
Badou Nails ([personal profile] notkinkypatch) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor 2012-07-24 02:13 am (UTC)

They're a menace to society. It's okayyyy I'm telling you! I believe in you

[There's just this ominous, stunned silence. Then-]

Are you fuckin' /high/? What the hell do birds gotta do with anythin. Were you even listenin? Clean your ears, goddamn.
Boobs. Boobies. Mammories. Jugs. Tatas. Knockers. Hooters. Milkshakes. Uhhhh what do prudes use to refer to tits...OH! Breasts.

We've got a lotta work ahead of us. I expect my payment fer these lessons on time.

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