Pfff-pffft...Alrighty then, ten points fer participation an another five fer technicalities. As much as I hate pissin' on people's parades-...oh wait, I love it- here's the deets. [It's taking him a lot of effort not to laugh at the sheer LUCK of this situation. Like breaking wind during a forefather's infamous speech.] 'm afraid this really is a phone fer communication-y an nude details. Just way way way fuckin' advanced, after your time, gramps.
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