[The look on her face when she turned her head to the door could only be described as...well, okay, there really were no words to describe it accurately enough. The, ahem, interesting words were enough to cause a brief stunned silence, at least.

There were many different ways to respond to that. An indignant "Excuse me" didn't quite cut it, not to mention it was just a reiteration of his first words. "That's/You're sick" and "Ew, gross" were missing something that would make them appropriate as initial-meeting greetings. Actual questions like "Who the hell are you" and "What are you even talking about" were much too complicated to voice out loud in her completely baffled state, and any combinations of "Column A and Column B" were out of the question. Really, anything over one syllable was.]

...What?!

[That was good enough, right? Right?]