[Nonono, fear not, dear nip disciple! Merely a purple nurple, the one of our forefathers, firm grip and twisting towards the heavens, shall save us. The chosen one is cumming.]

One time, Hoodini even escaped outta his alimony, child support, /AN/ outta a tank full of sharks, all at the same time. That's hard boiled as fuck, right?! An with these skills you could do that sorta shit too, 'm sure of it. Just take it by the nads an press on with your thumb.

[Smirkity smirk and a wink!]

Totally adorable. So adorable it's adoWAHble! Girls swoon an pinch all KINDS of cheeks, if ya know what 'm sayin.