notkinkypatch: (hmm)
Badou Nails ([personal profile] notkinkypatch) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor 2012-10-02 06:56 am (UTC)

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[WELL LA-DE-FUCKING-DAH! Us po' folk wouldn't know what it's like to sit in a private car and not be in danger of being groped so sensually that hands have practically becum one with crotches. It must be nice having EXORCIST PRIVILEGE! Uwaa, Kanda-sama your employee relationships warm my cockles. NO, YOU SHUT UP.]

That you're a fuckin social butterfly deep deep deep deep deep deep balls deep down there, but you've still got that cocoon stuck to your ass. So you're a lil shy, a lil self conscious. But if ya keep wigglin dat ass, shake that cocoon off, you'll see your true potential.

[That is literally the greatest advice you will ever receive. You're welcome. Kanda wouldn't be wrong in his assumption.]

You musta squinted when you checked out that beefy fuck's letterman jacket. I do too when 'm trynna see up the Dean's skirt. I feel you, brotha in arms. Eyes. [There's so much warmth and comradery in his eye.]

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