[Natural or unnatural wouldn't hold this hair for long. The small joys of life. He may not have diabetes but cancer would be a fucking bitch, considering he regenerates all destroyed cells. Whoops. TAKE OUT THE TSUN-TSUN PART AND WE'RE GOOD. Too bad his soul is borrowed so you won't learn much even if you stare at it.]

You do that.

[Makes a fairly disgusted face at the mention of cuddling.]

Who'd want to wave dicks?

[Perhaps. Or at least with a lot of screaming and property damage.]