[Showering might be a problem. Not so much the rest, ew. Not that he wants curly crimpy Sue locks in the first place. Actually it's more illegally bound with magic than borrowed, but it was done by other bad people so nobody cares.]
Shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear about it.
[Is way, way past his patience for inappropriate zone now.]
[Video] SO GOOD TO KNOW THERE'S MORE OF US. WHEEZE JOIFULLY. sdjkfh he's awesome. and everyone is.
Shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear about it.
[Is way, way past his patience for inappropriate zone now.]
... No. I don't.
[THROWS BLACKBERRY DOWN LIKE A POISONOUS SPIDER]