I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE BORROWED MY BALLS T-TO THREATENED MY LIVELIHOOD LIKE THAT! Leave him alone, he didn't do anythin to deserve this travesty! HE'S JUST TRYNNA MAKE A LIVIN, PAY TAXES, THAT SORTA SHIT! [Whimper, wibble, sob WHY IS THIS STRANGER SO MEAN TO HIS PORK SWORD?!] Desperate short an curlies, desperate measures, man! L-Let's just be reasonable about this, c'mon. We're both...probably adults.

....I think my smartass mouth is aidin' you more than it's ever aided me! How the fuck is that fair, I coulda used that sass dodgin' mobsters.

Tch, I know what real pain is. Alright wise ass an gorgeous, what the hell is 'real' pain? [He scowls, oh so unamused. DON'T LET YOURSELF GO! EVERYBODY HUUURRTS!] Joke's on you! If ya put needles to my delicate skin, you'll unleash the power of Cthulu. Who put a curse on my lovely skin tone. That's how ya get ants. [Pulling this out of his ass diaper? Why yes.]