Flirtin? Me? Nonono, c'mon now, you're underestimatin my smooth operator capabilities. If I was flirtin for keeps the atmosphere would be a hell of a lot sexier. [It'd be a lot cruder. Nonono, no. Badou plays around but she's someone's mom man. Not to mention an acquaintance. He knows who's off limits- for the sanctity of his asshole in one piece, don't give him the big one, shit]

Nothin' like the end of the fuckin world, runnin for your life piss pants screamin' for adrenaline badassary. The author don't know jack shit bout continuity.
[He sideeyes her, hardly convinced, but seeing is believing.] How bout next time you can pull off rescuin a damsel in distress. If that don't shake off some of the dust I dunno what will.

[Ahhh, a pop culture reference, beaut.] Lucy Lawless played this hard boiled warrior named Xena- kicked ass, took names, heads, an all in a lil skirt an leather tit plate. Sprinkle in a lil lesbionic undertone, some mythology, an ancient geology no one gives two shits about an there ya have it. Ahh, it was a goddamn classic.