[He makes a show of kicking a toe at the tiles in disappointment, not bothered to hide his grin] Damn shame. S'all good though, sometimes it's better to have a private spank bank, eh? [No one on this earth could come up with something as compelling as 'nether lips', all credit is hers]

[He plops himself into a chair, chin in his fists like a damn child] Well while you tell me what the everlovin' fuck you've been up to, I wouldn't turn away some pasta. An as payment you get to witness my handsome good looks. ...An I guess if you wanna know what's been happenin' around here I can tell ya.