Mary! [Do bears have to shit in the woods? Instantly spotting her reaction makes Badou a cheeky turd. Please mind him. Upside the head with a whap, to be clear]

Mmm. You're lucky you found a lil pet outside the shitty population here. Less trouble an kinky drama. Not to mention a charmin' mention in the yearbook. [He crooks a finger curiously at the kitty otherwise preoccupied with her calcium] I got the right to reserve my judgement on how diabolical she is, though.