[Badou palms his heart in mock hurt] Why, m'lady, I'm always on my best damn behavior. Innocent chitchat is what I'm allll about. [The shiteating grin leaves much to be desired. Hey, it's only fair, friendship is a two way street even if it's a little depth perception-capped oneway]

An what better person to find this one than the Queen of the strays, eh? 'm tellin' you, recruitment offices don't know their asses from their eyes, passin' up your PTO skills. [He lets her 'catch' her prey and pets the little paw]

Ahhh, ya got me! Now what're you gonna do? How bout somethin' new, seein' as biting's lost it's flare this season.