Heyhey, if I'm one of your strays I request dibs on the treasury position. Contrary to my loud ass clap inflicted land lady, I'm fuckin' awesome when it comes to money. [He whistles, low and impressed] Least taxes are the least of your worries. Now c'mon, you're tellin' me you wouldn't putcher foot down on the throats an tits of pushy PTO moms? You'd be the boss, no kiddin'.

Yoooo fluffy lady, you can borrow that for now. Just try not to take too much off the top, I kinda need it for my smokes. [He'll allow the bonding chewing, if only cause it's...p cute. Sputtering with surprise, he turns his attention back to Mary]

I dunno bout that, kids're tricky little shits. As hot an cold as that song. Especially magic up'd brats...[And cue the charming grin] I'm just damn skilled at makin the lady purr with just a touch.