[Badou snorts, but his lips quirk humorously] I must've gained a fat ass gut an a beard when I was on the shitter if you think I can ensure that. I'll see what I can do, boss.

[Have an eyebrow raise there] I'll be sure to thank J.C for my goddamn veggies too, even though broccoli look like farts. I can think of a couple'a things I want, startin' with a hot hand model.

[He hisses, wincing, and pets Chloe between the ears with his free hand] So much for charmin' pussy....c'mooooon, not so rough. The boys'll cry if you do that shit to 'em...unless you like that.

More like sour, shit filled tarts. The problem's when the other parent is a dickhole dude looks like a lady type, which the kid takes after...coulda used that eternal tinglin' parent asshair senses then. [All the skeptical denial at Mary's heartfelt belief and cute comparison...which morphs into a smirk] Could be a purr party. Plenty of party hats an shit for the rest of the class~