It's great he taught you to get dudes where it counts- by the short and curlies and by the wallet. Clever guy. Ah, mentors.

Are you doubtin' my flexibility and hot gingery prowess, Mama bear? [He cocks his head to the side and makes a show of raising an eyebrow. Blasphemy!] Your attention is merely directed away from my hard boiledness, you gotta train it right. I dunno if royalty checks are worth gettin' my ass kicked, though. The adoption'll go stale with ratings like that.