In that case, I wish you'd been here. I was about ready for the earth to eat me when I had to ask my eldest what a MILF was. [She was sure Dean had been in a situation when she asked. The horror on his face had been proof enough of that.] When I heard him unzipping his pants, that had been the line for me.

I was just glad he didn't try to do more than talk to me over the devices. I had a broken wrist and was more than a little light headed from pain pills.