notkinkypatch: (easy breezy bootiful cover ginger)
Badou Nails ([personal profile] notkinkypatch) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor 2013-05-28 02:35 am (UTC)

Ah, so they didn't have MILFs in the dry cleanin' business world. Now we've got kougars on every goddamn street. S'gotta be eye openin'. [Badou holds a solemn expression for about five seconds before dissolving into knee slapping laughter] PFFFFFFFFT! [He wipes a tear from his eye] Gotta let the lil birds outta the nest an spread their legs some time, I guess. Your family bondin' times warm my cockles, mama bear.

[Gripes] Tch, no fuckin' kiddin'. It's a pain to give or get the talk an kick someone's empty head in 'round their ears when you're high off pain killers.

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