[Her inquiry makes him chuckle a little. No, not because of her lack of information, but because he never thought he'd see the day.] They were startin' to do shit with those clunky computers when you're from, right? Well the internet, the world wide fuckin' web, is a thing that connects all the computers of the world together an you can do all sorts of stuff. Research, sell shit on craigslist, talk with people, do work, look at weird ass porn- the possibilities are endless an usually covered in desperation an sweat.

PSH! Here's the thing, next time just tell him what I tell nosy assholes who ask about my eye: I got in a cock fight. Simple as that.