Strippers, maybe. But baked goods are way cheaper an instill hope an all that good shit in people. I think they'd go gaga over it real quick.

[Smirkity smirk] Y'sure 'bout that? I thought we were supposed to be a family oriented kinda establishment. Come for the sweets, leave with the teats. You naughty gal.

[An even bigger sigh] Mama bear you are somethin' else. Only you.