Cigarette 7 // [In Person] - Enter the Unicorn

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[Hatori wakes up to the sound of a cluttering, cautiously he opens an eye, wondering if Ed or Black Jack's let themselves in, not that he'd mind. Instead he's met with a girl with short brown hair. She's nosing through Hatori's things. Easing himself up slowly he glares at her.]

Excuse me.

Oh! [She turns quickly and in her flustered state she knocks everything off Hatori's desk. Even the photograph of Kana. But since she's so cute in the way she does it it's suddenly okay!] I'm sorry! I woke you up didn't I?

[Hatori stares at her]

You understand when I ask you to pick those up and when I ask who you are?

I keep forgetting, after that accident with Akito you forgot who I was. I'm Harlie, your sister? You know, the one who went to that even more prestigious Medical School than you did, graduated with Merit and now run my own clinic because I couldn't stand the Sohma estate and no one would accept me because I was the Unicorn?

[Hatori stops for a minute...wait never mind sister...did she say Unicorn?....There isn't a Unicorn in the Chinese Zodiac. And he's never known anyone called Harlie. This is ridiculous. It's obvious she isn't real from the get go.]

Never mind putting things back, I'll do that. Harlie was it? Kindly would you give me my space.

But I came here to tend to your wounds--

Black Jack has already seen to them, now let me rest.

But I--

No.

.....I know what'll cheer you up! I'll go make you it!

[It seems she can't do anything without being a klutz, because that's apparently endearing. She trips over one of the feet of his office chair and hits her head. Unpurterbed she sets off to the kitchen on her noble mission to retrieve a cup of coffee. How she ever managed to graduate when she was a walking disaster area is beyond him.]
[Private text to Black Jack]
Save me. Now.