[Video] Origins of the fallen priest.

[ilikekneesocks]

[The feed opens to a most disturbing view. A tub filled to the brim with a red tinted liquid. At the top of it there is something that would unsettle anyone. A brain floats in the mix. There is no sign of the body that once housed this important part of the human biology.]

Eve...

[A younger Blade clenches his fists powerlessly. In the other room there is the sound of instruments being organized and selected.]

Don't worry. You're going to be good as new in no time. Just hold on a little longer.

[The door opens behind him and an elderly man in a lab coat is standing there, watching Blade with a conflicted expression.]

You're sure about this? There may be unexpected symptoms following the operation.

[Blade scoffs again. Gido is trying too hard to be that perfect father figure. In this kind of situation that is simply impossible.]

We've been through this, professor. If it means Eve will be saved, I will pay any price.

[The old man averts his eyes from Blade for a moment before looking up again.]

Thank you.

[Scene fades to black after that. When it clears up, Blade is lying on a bed. His head is heavy and the vision blurs every time he looks to the side.]

Khh E- owww.

Eve....Eve!

[He staggers out the door. His mind is swimming with question all regarding a single person.]

Eve!

[He stumbles into the room. Inside there is no longer only a brain floating in some biologic serum. Instead there is a head of a girl with her eyes closed. Her body is still incomplete but even as he watches, muscles and bones can be seen growing. It-it worked!]

It seems the operation has been a success. Eve has made Doppleganger her own power.

[Again darkness takes the feed.]

[This time it shows Gido confronting some white haired muscle bound guy and a girl with green hair in some kind of improvised outfit made from scraps. Black Spot fashion at it's finest.]

That's enough Gido. Without them we never would have saved Eve. Not to mention I have made a discovery!

[A discovery? The girl doesn't seem to understand.]

That's right. You were constantly [NAKED WITH SOCKS.]

[Everyone around Blade cries out in shock at the outrageous revelation.]

That's right. I have found a new way of thinking~

[Little girls...naked with socks. TRULY HEAVEN ON EARTH!!! The feed cuts out with Blade having the mother of all nosebleeds while yelling "NAKED WITH SOCKS"]

[The feed starts again only this time it shows current day Blade. He's wearing a stupid and broad grin before his eyes start to open.]

...huh? Was that....

[Some kind of realization hits him.]

T-That girl.....IT WAS YAMADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!???

[Too slow there Blade. Waaaay too slow!]

Comments

[video]

[notkinkypatch]

[Have a Badou with a puzzled expression just. Staring. Experimentation and test tube crack babies was nothing new to him but jesus...he finally pipes up]

Shit, I'd hate to see the jizz flood you'd summon up over thigh highs, Moses.

[video]

[ilikekneesocks]

[It's going to take a while to recover from the shock of the fact that the source of his obsession was a cross dressing BOY.]

Hardly the case. I've moved on from that way of thinking.

[Yes yes he has.]

[video]

[notkinkypatch]

Sheer crotchless panties, then, my mistake, Noah. You're movin' on up to the eastside, brah. [Eyeroll. Traps always getcha. You'd think the package was a sure sign but not so much.]

[video]

[ilikekneesocks]

Wrong again.

[He's way too proud about this.]

[video]

[notkinkypatch]

[Badou steeples his fingers together and it's clear hes trying very hard not to lose his shit in orangutan laughter.] Teddy bear panties an cheerios. Ahhh, youth.