Badfic Manor

[He doesn't look happy. No he doesn't. Too bad he can't seem to control the level of his voice as it blares out from the BlackBerry.]

What the fuck is the meaning of this?! First those memories and now this?!

[He's quite literally yelling at the top of his voice which is quite loud actually. Oh irony given one of his recent encounters.]

[Blade isn't happy. No he's not. He was kind of in the middle of something before everything went all crazy. And now he's in some kind of palace where the guards and serving girls all talk gibberish.]

I don't give a damn where I am. Just tell me how to get back to the Black Spot.

[He's holding the Blackberry in his free hand while he's lifting up one of the palace guards by the scruff of his clothes.]

Now you have two seconds to give me the answer I want or you're not going to have the chance to see what I will do to the next guy I come across.