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1 Star ball || Piccolo [in person]

[ Piccolo grunted as he sat up from his place on the ground. Wait...He shouldn't be sleeping! He was supposed to be finishing off that little brat Goku! Could this be another trick by Kami?! Piccolo frantically looked at his surroundings. He didn't seem to be in any sort of bottle...or rice cooker for that matter. It was just a pretty regular looking room, it did seem deserted and in rather poor upkeep. Like that mattered to Piccolo. In a mindless fit of rage he sent a blast at an old bedside table completely annihilating it]

DAMMIT KAMI! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! YOU'RE ONLY PROLONGING THE INEVITABLE! I WILL KILL THAT BOY AND TAKE MY PLACE AS RULER OF THE WORLD!

[Something didn't quite feel right, he could usually at least sense Kami regardless of being sealed away or transported or whatever trick he had done. Either way it did make him feel quite a bit better to get that off his chest, but no where near better enough. He then proceeded to storm out of the room pulling the door clean off it's hinges and then trowing it into a wall leaving a rather large crater and then blasting that into oblivion as well. He will probably continue his tantrum until someone or something distracts him]

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[Jack was running from a boar that was chasing him but found his hiding to place in a random structure.]

Beastie shouldn't be eating me. I should be eating it.

[He draws his sword and was about to take chase instead only to hear some loud crashing and someone very loud speaking.]

[Having woken up in the same apartment block a while ago, the noise Piccolo was making attracted Elphaba to his whereabouts. Leaning in the doorframe of the bedroom, she folds her arms across her chest as she looks over the damage]

I think you'll find having a tantrum won't help you. You're stuck here.

[A rogue Ki-blast comes shooting through the hall, promptly followed by more crashing and yelling noises]

[He spins around at the sound of the voice. He really wasn't expecting anyone here, but at least now he had someone to direct his anger at and question. He storms over to the woman and grabs her by the throat]

WHERE IS THIS?! ANSWER ME HUMAN!

AH!!

[Jack ducks and weaves only to roll down the stairs an onto the street on his backside with the boar staring straight at him. He blinks and sneezes as the boar butts him on the head, knocking him out.]

[Piccolo storms out of the building and onto the street where he spots the boar and simply eyelasers the thing into kingdom come, however he failed to notice Jack and promptly trips over him]

'The hell?

[ he looks down at the unconscious human and pokes it with his foot. Was it dead? It sure smelled like it was]

[Okay, she totally wasn't expecting that. Not having any time to react,his grip around her neck wasn't exactly comfortable nor light, and she soon found it hard to breathe, let alone answer him]

Get..Get the hell off of me!!

[Piccolo stops yelling, however his tone goes dangerously low]

Tell me what I want to know... and I might consider letting you live.

[Jack doesn't move at the moment. He's certainly breathing and if the belch wasn't enough to signify his pulse, it could sure knock a horse out...or chase it off.]

[Piccolo grimaces and covers his mouth and nose with his hand. Unfortunately he needed answers and this boar victim here might just be capable of doing so...

Piccolo begrudgingly grabs the human by the leg and starts to drag him, looking for a big enough water source to dump him in]

[At that she scowls, and in one wuick movement pushes her hand into his face and mutters something under her breath, a short, sharp explosion emmitting from her hand. When she's free, she coughs a little, touching her throat cautiously, never taking her eyes off of the..man..in front of her]

I don't know where we are - and if you ever touch me again I'll blow your Goddamned head off.

[Alright that's definitely not what he was expecting, he stumbled back to regain his footing. He was startled but mostly unharmed]

I'd like to see you try human! You're not worth the effort, and if you don't know where we are then you are useless to me.

Edited 2010-09-15 00:40 (UTC)

[Jack stirred when he felt his body being jostled around and dragged. He wakes up in a start when his eyes caught to long white cloak, green head and large pointed ears with a turban.]

AHHH! It's a walking pickle person!!

[Piccolo turns to look back at the human]

Well this certainly saves me the trouble of having to find a pond to throw you in.

[He drops the human's leg, glad to be done touching the foul-smelling thing]

I've got some questions for you human. And you're going to answer them.

[Thankful that the other isn't a cannibal, he did give a tilt to his head while still propping up his torso off the ground with his elbows.]

And what makes you think I have answers?

[Her frown remains, but this guy is obviously new to the Author..]

I couldn't care less - point is, you're trapped here, and there's no way out

[She rolls her eyes and sighs]

You're in another world, one which is controlled by 'The Author'. She's omnipotent and omniscient, so that little attitude of yours? It'll get stamped out pretty quick, believe me.

Basically, you're now her test rat till further notice.

[Jack is ignored as Piccolo looms over him]

What is this place and how do I leave?

[He looks around and even he's not entirely sure himself which confuses the pirate even more.]

Once I find out the answer to that little mystery, I'll be sure to get back with you.

[He gets up and sways a bit.]

I've been trying to figure out where I've been since I got here...and pigs are no help at all.

WHAT?!

[Oh here it comes... block your ears]

I AM THE HEIR OF KING PICCOLO AND HIS POWERS! IT'S MY DESTINY TO RULE THE PLANET! I WILL NOT BE MADE A LITTLE BRATS TOY FOR SHEER AMUSEMENT!

There's no way someone will have control over me! Where is this 'Author' thing?! I'll Kill it myself!

Edited 2010-09-15 01:12 (UTC)

[ Piccolo curses under his breath, another one with no idea as to his predicament]

Great, you're useless to me as well. And what did that pig have to do with anything?

[Under normal circumstance Piccolo would have disregarded the pig entirely, but this human might know something that he does not. Pigs might be some key to something. He seriously doubted it but he was getting desperate]

I've been trying to catch one since they seem to be the only ones to come and go. If there is a door, that door leads to some place else. Maybe they know something that we don't which is why they're fat and we're not. Pigs are smart, even if they're not smart looking and very poor eaters.

[He grins from ear to ear.]

I'm gonna find a pig!

[Piccolo covers his face with his palm. He just *HAD* to stumble upon the dumbest human that the world had probably ever seen]

Did it ever occur to you that the pigs may just live here, and are not coming through doors?

[He stops and puts his finger on his chin. He's made a hobby out of making people think he's dumb or crazy.]

Do you see any birds?

You've got a pair of perfectly good eyes. Looks for yourself.

[Piccolo turns prepared to walk away in search of someone useful]

You don't see them, do you, and that's the point. If there is a gate, the birds would be able to fly over them but there is no gate. The fog sends us back to where we started from yet only the pigs can get through it. Savvy?

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