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1 Star ball || Piccolo [in person]

[ Piccolo grunted as he sat up from his place on the ground. Wait...He shouldn't be sleeping! He was supposed to be finishing off that little brat Goku! Could this be another trick by Kami?! Piccolo frantically looked at his surroundings. He didn't seem to be in any sort of bottle...or rice cooker for that matter. It was just a pretty regular looking room, it did seem deserted and in rather poor upkeep. Like that mattered to Piccolo. In a mindless fit of rage he sent a blast at an old bedside table completely annihilating it]

DAMMIT KAMI! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! YOU'RE ONLY PROLONGING THE INEVITABLE! I WILL KILL THAT BOY AND TAKE MY PLACE AS RULER OF THE WORLD!

[Something didn't quite feel right, he could usually at least sense Kami regardless of being sealed away or transported or whatever trick he had done. Either way it did make him feel quite a bit better to get that off his chest, but no where near better enough. He then proceeded to storm out of the room pulling the door clean off it's hinges and then trowing it into a wall leaving a rather large crater and then blasting that into oblivion as well. He will probably continue his tantrum until someone or something distracts him]

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[He looks around and even he's not entirely sure himself which confuses the pirate even more.]

Once I find out the answer to that little mystery, I'll be sure to get back with you.

[He gets up and sways a bit.]

I've been trying to figure out where I've been since I got here...and pigs are no help at all.

[ Piccolo curses under his breath, another one with no idea as to his predicament]

Great, you're useless to me as well. And what did that pig have to do with anything?

[Under normal circumstance Piccolo would have disregarded the pig entirely, but this human might know something that he does not. Pigs might be some key to something. He seriously doubted it but he was getting desperate]

I've been trying to catch one since they seem to be the only ones to come and go. If there is a door, that door leads to some place else. Maybe they know something that we don't which is why they're fat and we're not. Pigs are smart, even if they're not smart looking and very poor eaters.

[He grins from ear to ear.]

I'm gonna find a pig!

[Piccolo covers his face with his palm. He just *HAD* to stumble upon the dumbest human that the world had probably ever seen]

Did it ever occur to you that the pigs may just live here, and are not coming through doors?

[He stops and puts his finger on his chin. He's made a hobby out of making people think he's dumb or crazy.]

Do you see any birds?

You've got a pair of perfectly good eyes. Looks for yourself.

[Piccolo turns prepared to walk away in search of someone useful]

You don't see them, do you, and that's the point. If there is a gate, the birds would be able to fly over them but there is no gate. The fog sends us back to where we started from yet only the pigs can get through it. Savvy?

[Piccolo turns back around, apparently this human wasn't as completely brain-dead as he first thought]

Fog? what fog?

[Jack starts toward the edge of town.]

I'll show you.

[The trek was very long but the fog can be seen clearly at the end of the road.]

That fog.

[The wall of white seemed to create a dome around them as far as the eye could see that stretched up to the sky.]

That fog and what's beyond it are yet to be known.

[He's not going to entirely say how he knows that leaving town isn't possible just yet.]

[ Piccolo looked up at the fog. It didn't seem really all that extraordinary]

And why can't you just walk through it?

Be my guest.

[He smirks and motions with his arms. He's already tried this twice and even threw a rock in only to have it return and hit himself on the head.]

[Piccolo eye's Jack suspiciously and decides to play it safe....or so he thinks. He charges up a Ki-blast and shoots it into the fog only to have it come right back around and hit him in the gut, launching him backwards through a tree which then topples on top of him]

[Jack sidestepped the moment that beam was launched as if it was an everyday occurrence. Once it reflected back and hit the big green Namek, Jack winced and blinked as he looked at the tree. Deeming that Piccolo is most likely going to be pissed when he gets out that mess, Jack tries to sneak off and make a run for whatever shelter he can find.]

[Oh boy was Jack right! Piccolo lifts the tree up and tosses it in front of Jack blocking his escape route]

HUMAAAAN!!!!!

AH!!

[And stopped by that tree he was only to trip and spill over the thick trunk in a graceless manner.]

[Piccolo grabs Jack by the back of his jacket with one hand and lifts him up in the air a good few feet. He begins to charge some sort of beam in the other]

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you now!

I didn't tell you to use the light. You did that on your own, mate.

[And he's a bit too calm. The reflection back gave Jack an idea when he slips his dagger from its sheath in case he decides to use that bolt again. He smirks.]

Besides, killing me wouldn't get you any closer to getting out of here, savvy?

[he's still got that beam charging and ready to go]

I'm sure that there's another wretch I can come across that I can question.

[he smirks now as he goes to throw the bolt at Jack.]

DIE YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE WRETCH!

[And that dagger came up instantly, reflecting the beam straight up. The dagger instantly shattered but Jack didn't care. He stole it from somewhere and just kept it on him. He'll get another one. That same beam reflected back and down behind Jack, creating a huge hole behind him and peers down over his shoulder to look at it with a gulp.]

That....would have hurt.

[Piccolo grunts angrily and throws Jack to the ground. He wasn't worth the trouble of a second attack. He storms back over to the border with the fog and pegs a rock into it with unnecessary force. He eyelasers the thing as soon as it comes back at him.]

[Jack picks himself off the ground and dusts off. He sees the rock turn to dust and blinks then decides to stagger away. It was a long shot but he had to find something.]

[Piccolo sighs. As much as he LOATHED to admit it, that human was his best bet out of here. He turned from the fog to the human staggering away]

HUMAN! These pigs you were talking about. Where do you find them?

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[He turns around and tilts his head to the side.]

As I said. They come from the fog. Now how they get here is a mystery. Even I'm too big to fit in a hole the size of a pig, if there's a hole at all.

So they just appear randomly?

[Piccolo mentally kicks himself for vaporizing that last pig]

Either way, a way out is a way out. I'm following you.

Very good!

[And now he just realized that he's going to have to find another pig and hopes that it doesn't chase around like the last one.]

We're going to need to find another pig.

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