[Okay. Helpful hint? Don't yell at Lily Evans. She kicks off the bridge, one hand perched on her hip and the other now gripping tight on her wand. It takes all her self-control not to point it directly at him.]

Number one, do not refer to me as human. If you need to refer to me, my name is Lily, or at the very least, Evans. Two, watch your tone. Three, I do not. Appreciate. Your. Tone.