26th Blast || Mello & Matt || [Accidental Video/Voice]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[The view is of Mello and Matt's bedroom but the residents seem to be missing. Instead of the Wammy Boys on their bed are a glamorous jet black cat and a dog. The cat's fur is standing on end, it's eyes are wide and its back is stretched into a perfect arch. It hisses but then it begins to speak in what is obviously Mello's voice]

What the fuck is this!? What the Hell is going on?!

[A kitty growl]

Dammit! Is this her idea of a fucking joke?!

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[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

[The red Irish Setter was laying on his side, but he sits up now, blinking at the black cat.

It only takes a moment for Matt to realize what's happened and groan in response. Though it comes out as more of a doggy whine.]

She's trying to ruin my fuckin' life.

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[Mello is batting at the rosary now dragging on the bed as it's far too large for his new kitty body. The action looks cute but really Mello's just trying to get the necklace off.]

[Grumbles]

She's trying to ruin all of our lives.

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

[Matt watches the cat Mello before remembering his own "accessories". He looks around before spotting his goggles on the nightstand.]

Feel naked.

[He leans over, trying to slip them over his nose. After that will come the tricky part.]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

Hate to break it to you but you are naked.

[Mello manages to get the rosary off by squirming and lowering his head. His tail twitches as he thinks over the situation. Watching Matt struggle with his goggles he realizes how stupid he must have looked trying to get his rosary off his furry neck. Except Matt's trying to get his human accessory -on-. Mello attempts the kitty equivalent of a facepalm]

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that's not the same as feeling naked.

[According to Matt's logic, that's much worse. He gets the goggles caught over his eyes, which in this form is actually a problem. His curses become doggy whimpers as he shakes his head back and forth, trying to get them down onto his neck.]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[Mello slinks across the bed to Matt's side. For a little while he's content watching then he decides he should help Matt and stop prolonging his suffering. Of course, he doesn't have thumbs either so he's just going to try his luck batting the band down. He stops and steps back again, sitting with his tail wrapped around him.]

This is just fucking pathetic.

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

[Matt tries to sit still while Mello bats the goggles down onto his neck. He's not -too- worried about the claws. Wouldn't be the first time he got scratched by him.

His accessory finally in place, Matt lays down and rests his chin on his paws.]

...Don't think she'll give us fleas, do you?

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[Mello is pacing back and forth across the bed]

There'll be a homicide/suicide if she does.

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

[Matt sighs, which comes out more like one of those puppy snorts.]

Wouldn't really be a first for me. Pretty sure a couple of my old apartments had fleas.

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[Even with his range of expressions restricted by his cat face Mello's disgust it clear]

Don't tell me that. It was bad enough goddamn roaches got into our place.

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

Hey, they're like miracles of nature, you know.

[It's hard to tell if he's serious or just teasing Mello. The Setter does look like he's smiling as he lifts his head and pants a bit.

But dogs often look that way.]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

I didn't think that was funny when I was fucking joined in the shower by a five fucking inch cockroach and it's not funny now!

[Tail bats back and forth]

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

Hey, it was four inches, tops.

[He thinks his tail is batting back and forth now? Matt's leaning over to try and lick his face.

And probably about to get that big red nose bloodied.

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

It was five!

[Yes. Mello bats at his nose, luckily the claws aren't out. THIS TIME]

How long do you think this is going to last?

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

I'm guess a week. She seems to like the violence and misery shit better than this kind of thing.

[Just a week.

A week.

Cut off for a whole week....]

Dammit...

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[Mello heaves a sigh]

Think we'll change back?

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

I dunno.

Maybe this is a whole Hester Prynne thing. Instead of a Scarlet Letter, it's...an Irish Setter.

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

At least Hester Prynne got to keep her fucking thumbs. How are we even supposed to get out of the fucking room?