Session 015 ^_^ Radical Edward ^_^ [In Person]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Not everyone who heard the Plot Bunny's announcement is upset. Ed for example is now stalking her prey. She's hiding, pressed against the lower part of the staircase. Her head is all the way back so she can watch people as they descend the stairs. Once they get to the base of the stairs Ed will attack, throwing herself at them and latching on with all limbs and holding on as long as she possibly can. She's hoping she can get to five seconds and make everyone turn into animals. She likes that idea. :3]

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[kingroadie.livejournal.com]

[And look who happens to be coming down the stairs-

A wild roadie! He's humming slightly to himself unawares of the Ed lump in the area.

What will you do Ed?

A. Pounce

B. Stalk

C. Tackle pounce?]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Psh, clearly D, all of the above. Not that she stalks long before leaping out of the shadows onto Eddie with a roar]

[kingroadie.livejournal.com]

[And watch as Eddie gives a startled noise at the sudden collision, just barely able to catch himself on the stairway banister as he tries to glance back at the kid hanging off of him.]

Hopefully you aren't gonna be doin' this to everyone comin' down the stairs.

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Ed just grins wickedly before there's a puff of orange smoke. There's still something (http://www.primates.com/slowloris.jpg) clinging to Eddie, but it's not Edward. Whatever it is laughs.]

[kingroadie.livejournal.com]

[Eddie doesn't really get his own chance to react as there is a puff of grey smoke as he turns into a very large black bear (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f382/Sonicsora/Not%20Mine/black-bear-eddie.jpg). Said bear barely able to keep his balance as he tries not to tumble down the stairs.]

Well, shit, I forgot about the animal thing happenin' this week.

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[The slow loris is doing something of a dance, moving faster than those weird little buggers usually do, certainly]

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

[Then he falls and the slow loris snaps to attention]

Is Eddie bear okay?!

[kingroadie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm good kiddo. I just learned, bears shouldn't try standing on two legs for very long. [This is said as he regains his balance again on all four feet.]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Ed is climbing all over everything right now. She's hanging upside down from the banister as they speak]

Edward can climb! Look Eddie look!

[11-sies.livejournal.com]

[The Doctor is sure he's been in much worse situations. After all, he'll take animal transformations over the daleks any day. Well, so long as there's nothing really going on he might as well pop down to the library.]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[ED OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE]

[11-sies.livejournal.com]

[Generally, the doctor likes hugs. He likes hugs a lot. But not when they make him transform into an-...owl? At least he can fly now. He flaps his newly acquired wings after his puff of green smoke had dissipated and his clothes fall to the the floor.]

Was that really necessary?

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Orange smoke and Ed is gone, replaced by a slow loris (http://www.primates.com/slowloris.jpg). She laughs]

Yup-yup!! Look look!! Ed Ed is a...ummm...fuzzy!

[11-sies.livejournal.com]

looks like a slow loris to me. [He sounds amused as he lands gently on the floor.]

Never had wings before... this is certainly... different.

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

Edward is a slooooooow loooooriiiiis

[She says the name slowly, elongating every letter]

The Doctor is an owl! Still not ginger!

[11-sies.livejournal.com]

No, not this time either, it seems.

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

Don't worry! One day! One day!

[ginsengismyfave.livejournal.com]

[Hear those footsteps? That's Iroh coming down the hall. He's very tired. Right now he's thinking about his bed, and having a good night's sleep.]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[By the time HE hears ED it will be too late. With a giggle Ed launches herself at him]

[ginsengismyfave.livejournal.com]

Aagh! Ed!

[He's startled more than anything.]

What are you-

[Poof. No more Iroh. Just a dragon-moose.]

ooc: http://avatar.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Moose

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[And clinging to Dragon Moose!Iroh's leg is a strange little primate, a slow loris (http://www.primates.com/slowloris.jpg). It giggles at him.]

[ginsengismyfave.livejournal.com]

[The dragon-moose blinks at the transformed Ed.]

Interesting. I did not think that I would turn into this. A dragon-moose of all things...

[The creature lifts one leg and shakes it slowly.]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Nope, Ed's climbing up his leg and comes to rest on his neck. Her tiny adept fingers are clinging to his mane]

Edward is a slow loris!

[ginsengismyfave.livejournal.com]

[Animal Iroh chuckles.]

An unusual creature. How is it that you have such strange animals from your world, Ed?

[He lifts up a hoof in an effort to stroke his whiskers, but dragon-moose legs aren't really designed for that.]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

Edward is unusual? Ed's never heard of a dragon-moose before. Are they from Venus? Edward's never been to Venus.

[ginsengismyfave.livejournal.com]

No, they are from the Fire Nation. Though I suppose no one else here has seen a dragon-moose before, so they're quite unusual too.

[Uh-oh. An itch. On his hindquarters. He flicks his tail and tries to reach the spot with his antlers. Can't...reach...]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Ed sees the tail twitching. Ooooh. She crawls down his back towards it]

[ginsengismyfave.livejournal.com]

[Hey, that feels good. Iroh's tail keeps twitching.]

Ed, could you scratch right...there? [He indicates the spot with his tail as best he can.]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[She scampers along his back to the spot he indicated. Scritch scritch scritch]

[ginsengismyfave.livejournal.com]

[Iroh closes his dark moose eyes and sighs.]

Ahhhh...thank you. That feels wonderful. [There's something about being an animal that makes scratching feel better.]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Ed the slow loris meanwhile has skittered down his leg and run off, probably to do whatever slow lorises do. Or maybe to try to hack something with her tiny fingers or maybe Ed just got bored like she does.]

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

[Sheldon stepped out to make himself something to eat. It wasn't that he thought Sebastian was doing a bad job at cooking, it's his tastes require something a little more substantial than just rich foods. He rounds the corner to the stairs with a plate in his hands.]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[He might hear a giggle, he might turn towards the source, but all he'll see is a huge grin and a mess of red hair as Ed launches at him and latches on]

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

[Sheldon barely had time to react and he drops his plate on the floor. A puff of orange smoke appears and under his clothes peeks out a hyena (http://animal.discovery.com/fansites/wildkingdom/hyena-princess/images/hyena-portrait.jpg).]

Great.

[He sees himself in the reflection on the glass and screams.]

WHAT THE FUCK?!!

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[There's a strange little primate next to him, a slow loris (http://www.primates.com/slowloris.jpg). slow loris!Ed is giggling]

Hyena!! Sheldon is a hyena!!

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

[He lowered his head and stuck a paw up over his eyes.]

This is so....humiliating. I'm not eating that which fell on the floor like some mongrel either. Ugh, why? Wasn't Russia bad enough?

[He looks at his clothes and shakes his head.]

Great, those need to be washed now and with paws, that's impossible.

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

Ukraine.

[The slow loris Ed nods as semantics are very important, when she knows them at least.]

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

Right.

[To Sheldon, he felt weird just talking to another animal even if he was one himself.]

[lovesoutdoors.livejournal.com]

[Finny still doesn't understand what's going on, he's just walking around, making his way to outside.]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[3, 2, 1...GLOMP]

[lovesoutdoors.livejournal.com]

[Wait what?!?! POOF. Underneath the pile of clothes a Lemming (http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd289/Daiwan1/lemming.jpg) pops out.]

What's going on?!?!

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[And from Ed's clothes pile emerges a slow loris (http://www.primates.com/slowloris.jpg)]

Finny is an animal! Just like the Bunny said!! And look! Edward is too!!

[lovesoutdoors.livejournal.com]

What the... I'm tiny!



Why am I an animal... What did the bunny say? ... Wait... There's a bunny?

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

The Plot Bunny, silly! He said that the Author said everyone turns into an animal if they touch each other.

[lovesoutdoors.livejournal.com]

I didn't hear it.

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

He said on the blackberry!

[lovesoutdoors.livejournal.com]

How long before we change back?

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

Edward doesn't know!