Clue #007 :.: L (Ryuzaki) :.: [Text, Private to Himself]

[hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com]

You're watching us, aren't you?

I have a proposition for you.

Comments

[Text - wtf self, L doesn't talk in the third person... irony.

[hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com]

I would like your cooperation to help us punish those who are convicted of crimes.

That is some lovely irony you have on, there.

[the-3rd-person.livejournal.com]

That depends on the manner of cooperation. We cannot interfere with the Story.

Oh, I know it.

[hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com]

The story will not be interfered with. The story will be preserved.

I have spoken to the others. Most are reasonable and want to work with it. The others need to understand there are rules that will be enforced.

[the-3rd-person.livejournal.com]

It is interesting when a character tries to change his fate. What is your plan, L?

[hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com]

I have compiled a series of laws and a system for upholding justice. Convicted criminals will face a punishment that befits their crime.

[the-3rd-person.livejournal.com]

Is our cooperation needed to enforce punishment, perhaps?

[hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com]

It would be appreciated. Attempting to enforce the law only to have the story altered to release the criminals does not get the point across.

[the-3rd-person.livejournal.com]

Your argument is compelling. But the answer is No.

Unless you are willing to pay a price, L.

[hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com]

...

I wondered when you would ask.

What do you want?

[the-3rd-person.livejournal.com]

That is up to your imagination. Give us something that we might want.

[hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com]

...

I will not be having sexual intercourse with a man.

Or a woman, for that matter.

[the-3rd-person.livejournal.com]

That is unfortunate. What payment are you willing to give?

[hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com]

... [His knowledge of godawful fanfiction is so scant.]

What would you like to see more of in the Story? Prior stipulations excluded.

[Yeah, he'll play your game. He won't like it, but he will.]

[the-3rd-person.livejournal.com]

Drama.

[hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com]

That is a very broad spectrum.

Romantic drama? Comedic drama? Historical drama?

[the-3rd-person.livejournal.com]

Any and all are welcome. However, in your particular case, romantic drama would be preferred.

[hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com]

[...That's new. Someone wanting L to be a casanova? What's wrong with this girl? And half of the internet?]

You are suggesting I... ask someone out?

[the-3rd-person.livejournal.com]

It is only a suggestion. You may consider other options that appeal to you.

[hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com]

...

How long will I be expected to perpetuate the... courtship?

[the-3rd-person.livejournal.com]

As long as you wish to pay for your justice system.

[hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com]

[That's what he was afraid of.]

I have prepared a list of laws, a simple judicial system and possible repercussions. I can send you the files to approve.

[He's not expecting she'll go along with everything he's laid out, but speaking with a little authority can't hurt.]

[the-3rd-person.livejournal.com]

Tell us now what you wish.

[hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com]

[He rehashes what was established in the OOC plot post, because Het is too lazy to write all that shit out again. Although he's arguing for something harsher than that, being L. He does expect to get turned down for all of it, but he's hoping to haggle so he will get something more than he would have gotten otherwise.]

[the-3rd-person.livejournal.com]

We will not isolate characters. But we will allow you to hurt characters, and we will allow you to kill characters.

[hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com]

...

Would you allow certain restrictions on characters?