http://suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2010-10-20 02:09 am

▓ Martini 4 ▓ // All work and no play...// [In Person]

[Wallace and Kio are quite happily tucked up together in Wallace's room, enjoying the after glow, music quietly playing in the background. To be honest he couldn't be happier that he'd found a bed partner like Kio, he was attractive, fun, flirty,  and had glasses - his life was set. He'd been getting sufficiently shit faced on martinis as always, stuffing his face with bacon and eggs, definitely a plus from last week...even if..it was an..experience? Not something he wanted to do again though, joke about yeah sure, but he'd draw the line there thank you very much.

He nuzzled his nose into the side of Kio's hair with a contented grin, about to kiss his temple when there's a loud crashing against the door. He tenses as he sees what looks like the hint of an axe blade coming through the woodwork. It's not long before the pace increases, earning a horrified yell from the canadian. Oh he knew what this was. way too many times had he dreamed of Jack Nicholson as Johnny bursting through his door and sticking an axe through him as a child. God damn Stephen King...]

HEEEEREEE'S JOHNNY!
 

FUCK MY LIFE!

[Wallace pulls Kio closer and flinches, just waiting for him to stick an axe through him.]

Kio, before we die, I just wanna say, you're an awesome bed partner and I'm only sorry we didn't get to spend more time together!