http://9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2010-10-20 04:18 am

☠ 8th Plunder ☠ NOT THE KRAKEN!! [Accidental Video of Disaster]

[Jacks device was bumped by the hilt of a sword on the dresser nest to him. The sound of a thunderous roar is coming from the closet. Jack was bathed and now is covered in the sticky terrible mess of snot from the beast as he opened his door for a fresh jacket. Now....he has to start all over again.]

Hello beastie.

[The mouth is now seen and huge tentacles can be seen reaching out to the pirate. Another roar and more snot came forth.]

Stop that!

[Jack shudders with a disgusted look.]

It's not so bad.

[He wipes his face with his hand from his tightly closed eyes and he looks like he's about to gag from the smell. As it inched forward, Jack decided to make a break for the door but slipped on the snot that covered his floor.]

Ah!

[He tries to get out of the way and takes a swipe at one of the tentacles that tried to grab at him. The kraken too a swipe at him instead only to find that Jack's slip made him hard to reach as he was scooting away toward the door.]

You're not getting seconds!

[Jack then managed to get to the door and rolled up to his feet, grabbing is device and making a run through the hall with his arms flailing.]

Don't go in there!

[His destination was the swimming pool. He wanted to get the icky stuff off in a hurry.]