http://gender-at-will.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] gender-at-will.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2010-11-02 04:49 pm

3rd Psalm|| D'eon [I am French, Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king!]

[Anyone venturing into the library may stumble upon D'eon snoozing in a large chair, oddly enough his hair is down. He's got a pile of books on the table next to him, most of them appear to be history books pertaining to France and a bit on America and Canada dated after the 1700's. Yes, D'eon is trying to cheat on history, but it appears he forgot that it would be impossible to read all the books in one day.

A pair of tribbles seems to have taken advantage of this. One is perched on top of his head munching on D'eon's manly ribbon. The other is on the table beside him partaking in a glass of red wine D'eon had brought with him to make the reading all the more enjoyable.
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[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack stumbles in only because he wasn't sure why his room grew furry polyps which seemed very strange. The more he looks around the manor, the more he sees them and wonders if they're not some strange sort of mushroom or weird purring growth. He shoos one off the book and with his middle finger turns the book so he could read it.

Jack's grinning from ear to ear. The soft chiming from his dangling beads seem to have caught the attention of the other tribble that he hasn't noticed yet.

After reading a paragraph or two, his eyes caught the sight of the tribble and yelped.]

WHOA!!

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack points at the tribble and his eyes hadn't left its sight.]

Furry mushroom!

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. It's a weirdness that I have never seen before.

[He jumps up onto an adjacent chair and draws his sword the moment the thing scurried off.]

Furry mushroom! They are everywhere and they sound funny.

[His eyes are locked on the position of where the tribble may have run off to.]

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh.

[Jack watched cautiously and puts his sword away. D'eon was right that they didn't seem to be hissing or terrible creatures but they do seem to have a rather strange look to them that reminded him of furry sea urchins than cats. At least cats had a face.]

The one that has taken your ribbon moved under the shelf.

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
There are about ten of those little furry mushrooms all over my room. I dunno where they came from but they seem to eat....anything. Nasty little beasties to be sure with as much drool as any doggie.

[Jack hops off the couch and steps forward with his customary swagger.]

I've tossed more out my window than the dust balls I collected from under my rack, mate. That I can assure you is a relatively high number in comparison to dust balls.

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack smiles and puts his hands together as a gesture of gratitude and humbleness, a habit he learned when he worked for the East India Trading Company and dealing with India's upper crust, he learned how to present himself in such ways.]

Well met, Chevalier Beaumont. I am Captain Jack Sparrow, son of Captain Edward Teague, Keeper of the Code, and Lord of the Caribbean piratical sect as one of the nine.

[Not that any of that was relevant but it did sound like a good greeting and equal to the one he received from D'eon at the very least.]

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-11-03 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I've traveled far and wide, as it were. As far as Singapore and even further. I am English born, though I don't think many places would acknowledge a hurricane as a location.

[Jack smiled. He found a globe and spun it, using his finger to stop it and grinned.]

Anywhere there is water, I have traveled it.

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-11-03 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Jack puts his finger to his chin in thought.]

I've heard of it. Never actually set foot on the land m'self but...did you say King Louis?

[That name certainly rang a bell in his head. He tilts his head.]

Would you happen to know of a King George the Third by chance?

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-11-03 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, you come from a time slightly before my own though unlike my own. He just took the throne which matters to me very little but it does at the same time. I care not for politics. I'm a pirate, just so you know.

[He reveals the "P" branded on his right forearm.]

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-11-03 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
Very well and a truce is struck between us, mate. My troubles are not with the French though I must warn you should there be a time, which I am having no doubts there would be at any given time, that I have to face you know that I am an ally. Should you need my sword arm, it is yours, Chevalier.

[He wasn't pretending either. Meeting anyone from his time was a godsend to the pirate. He's made friends but no one that he really had anything in common with.]

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-11-03 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack grins and pats D'eon on the shoulder.]

Good man.

[Jack staggers over to the couch, vaults over the back of it and lands with his feet propped up on the table and his hands behind his head in one smooth motion the nearly jumps out of his skin when he heard a squeal from under the cushions. He flipped the couch cushion up to see a tiny white tribble huddling in the corner with his eyes wide.]

Sorry, lass. I didn't see you there.

[He scoops it up since it's no bigger than the size of a jumbo cotton ball and grins.]

[identity profile] yuekito.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wordlessly, Yuki scoops up the tribble that is busy munching on D'eon's ribbon. That's just impolite. While he holds the thing carefully in one hand, the other drops to D'eon's shoulder, gently but firmly attempting to shake him awake.]

Excuse me.

[identity profile] yuekito.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yukito chuckles, shaking his head at D'eon.]

You certainly weren't bothering me. I was just wondering if you knew that you had one of these little fellows snacking on your hair.

[identity profile] yuekito.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't blame him. Those little things were showing up everywhere, weren't they?]

Ah.. I'm Yukito. Are you studying something?

[identity profile] yuekito.livejournal.com 2010-11-03 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yukito answers the bow with an almost subconscious bob of the head, glancing to D'eon again. From the 18th century? This place grew stranger every day.]

It must have been quite a shock for you, then, showing up here.

[identity profile] last-ofherkind.livejournal.com 2010-11-03 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's been doing much the same thing on and off. Well, mostly off as Claudia is easily bored and very ADHD (although that particular diagnosis won't exist for roughly 800 years. She was just back-flipping out of the library when she notices the Tribble on his head. She smiles and laughs internally then jabs him on the shoulder, attempting to wake him up]

[identity profile] last-ofherkind.livejournal.com 2010-11-04 08:26 am (UTC)(link)


[She removes the tribble from his head and presents it to him]

[identity profile] last-ofherkind.livejournal.com 2010-11-05 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Claudia shrugs]