There are about ten of those little furry mushrooms all over my room. I dunno where they came from but they seem to eat....anything. Nasty little beasties to be sure with as much drool as any doggie.

[Jack hops off the couch and steps forward with his customary swagger.]

I've tossed more out my window than the dust balls I collected from under my rack, mate. That I can assure you is a relatively high number in comparison to dust balls.