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3rd Fork [In person]

[Anyone paying close attention will notice that Legato has not had any tribbles on or even around him. Ever. When he walks they seem to move right out of the way for him.

That's right, Legato is a Tribble Whisperer.

He has made his way outside to the picnic area, going the hutch there. He has a few questions for the Plot Bunny. When he speaks it's his usual bored sounding drawl.]

Are you there?

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[Dende was playing in the hall with his little Tribble family when he spots Legato, recognizing him as 'the nice man from the blackberry'. Wondering what he's up to Dende picks up his special little black Tribble and follows Legato. The little family of 6 or so other Tribbles fall in line behind Dende like ducklings.

Sorry Legato but you intimidating factor was just dropped by 60 points...]

[Legato noticed him immediately, and once he's outside, he glances over his shoulder at the little green thing.]

What are you doing?

[Dende stops abruptly, causing all the little tribbles to bump into eachother in a little pile-up, knocking Dende a step foreward.]

I was curious to see where you were going so I'm following you! You're Mr. Legato from the Blackberry! I never expected you to be so tall!

[He turns, looking down at him.]

And you're smaller than expected.

[Dende giggles]

That's because I'm just a kid! I'll grow up to be real tall in another 40 years or so.

It sounds as if you have a long lifespan.

The Eldest Namek was well over 500 years old when he passed on... he's the only Namek I've heard of dying of old age. I heard humans only live to be about around 100 years old! Is that true?

[Smirks slightly.] Most don't even make it that far. [Particularly if they have the misfortune of running into him.]

Really? That's so unfortunate. Such a nice species should get to live at least a little longer.

You believe so?

Yes! I like humans! All the humans I have met have been very kind and helpful! I can't say the same for the other species that have visited my home planet...

[After a few moments there are some sounds of scuffling inside the hutch. The black curtain hung on the inside to block the Plot Bunny's domicile from view is pulled back a little by large bunny teeth. He turns his head so that only it is in view rather than his whole hutch. He definitely looks surprised to see Legato there. No one's bothered him yet, besides Sebastian who brings him food.]

Yeah?

Are you able to contact the Author? Or must you wait for her poorly written letters?

[The rabbit sucks air through his teeth. Then lets it out in a slow controlled burst.]

Uh, see, here's the problem, pal. I don't contact her.

Do you know of any way to?

I'm not the guy to talk to. If you wanna talk to the Author you gotta go through... [A little shiver] The Third Person.

How do I contact him?

Just call out to her...him...it. Whatever it is.

[He'll be doing that right now, thanks.]

Third Person.

Now you gotta wait, but they'll contact you. Good luck with all that.

[He pulls the curtain closed and disappears back into his hutch]

[It's amusing you think he's finished with you. The curtain slides back open, seemingly on it's own, and he looks inside, taking in the bunny's home. Interesting.]

How long?

[LE GASP! The Plot Bunny tries to hide his surprise]

Not my call, sorry.

What happens to the people who leave here?

You'll have to talk to the Third Person about that.

((OOC: I've told Sheep, she plays the Third Person, she should post to Legato within the week. Sorry this is taking so long >>))

If I do not hear from him soon, I'm afraid I'll have to come back and see if you're able to assist me with my questions.

[It's said in his usual drawling, almost uninterested tone, but there's something dangerous in his gaze. It's almost as if he's really saying, 'If I don't hear from him soon I will make you chew off your own paw and keep it as a souvenir.']

((No worries! I'm super slow too, life is stupid and distracting!))

Yeah, yeah, I got it.

[The Plot Bunny definitely looks intimidated.]

Excellent.

[He turns and leaves without another word.]

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OMG so cute

IT'S WHAT HE DOES~

I just want to squeeze him

GO AHEAD! HUG HIM INTO OBLIVION! He'll love it~

XDDD

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