Aoko Nakamori: 017: I want a shower damn it!

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

...There are too many of these things. They're cute and all, but I can't get them all out of the shower!

[Whiiiiine Aoko wants to take a shower. >: She likes being clean :|]

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[Voice]

[hunted-by-fbi.livejournal.com]

Start pitchin' 'em one at a time. It's times like this that I miss havin' an incinerator. Would make this mess a whole lot easier.

[Voice]

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

That's sick!

[Voice]

[hunted-by-fbi.livejournal.com]

So you like havin' hairballs in your stuff? That's sick. These things'r worse than rats, darlin'.

[Voice]

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

They are not! They're adorable you jerk. And don't call Aoko 'darlin'

[Voice]

[hunted-by-fbi.livejournal.com]

A'right. Aoko, then. An' you see any use for them other than takin' up space and eatin' food while multiplyin' like mad? Even cats have a purpose, Aoko.

[Voice]

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

[Aoko winces, that is a little too familiar for her tastes]

For you it would be Nakamori-san.

And yes, they do have another purpose because they're soft and cuddly and soothing. So There.

[Voice]

[hunted-by-fbi.livejournal.com]

Whatever floats your boat, doll. If you wanna drown in a sea of fur, then don't come cryin' for a rescue.

*click*

[Voice]

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

[...did he just-Oh no. No, No, no. she was not having that. Quickly, she calls back.]

DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TELL YOU IT'S RUDE TO HANG UP ON PEOPLE!?

[Voice]

[hunted-by-fbi.livejournal.com]

Well now, this is a twist. What, I strike a nerve that you had to call back just to yell at me? There's plenty of time for that. So what's the real reason if you're not needin' a rescue boat to save you from the sea of fur that's got you all wound up tight like a clock?

[Voice]

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

Huh?

I'm just telling you, you need to learn some manners!

[Voice]

[hunted-by-fbi.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. I'll keep that in mind.

*click*

[Text]

[stalker-horse.livejournal.com]

Ah, Nakamori-san?

Depending on what they think of being wet, turning the water on might drive them out...

[Text]

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

Eh?

I tried that. They just purred some more.

[holy-pickle.livejournal.com]

[Dende pops on the screen in a room FULL with Tribbles]

I-I'll take them! J-just please don't hurt them!

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

Aoko's not going to hurt them...

[holy-pickle.livejournal.com]

[Dende let out a sigh of releif]

Thank goodness... So many people keep talking about hurting them, so I've been hiding them in my room!

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

[she sighs]

I've been getting on to people all week for hurting them and threatening to hurt them.

[holy-pickle.livejournal.com]

[Dende smiles, this is a nice human then!]

I'm so glad! If you ever have any you don't want I'll take them! I think I've still got some space somewhere...

[Dende looks behind him at his utterly infested room. He knows exactly what he's getting himself into but he doesn't want anything bad to happen to any of them]

[cuteuketwin.livejournal.com]

You can always use them as a scrub brush.

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

...Aoko would rather not.

[cuteuketwin.livejournal.com]

They work at getting you clean though.

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

That's weird.

[cuteuketwin.livejournal.com]

That's true, but they do work.

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

I don't need them for that.

[cuteuketwin.livejournal.com]

Then why are they in your shower?

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

I don't know. but I want them to move.

[cuteuketwin.livejournal.com]

Move where exactly?