▓ Martini 6 ▓ // Got My Drunk Text On // [Text - To Elphaba but accessible to all]

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

[In Wallace's wining and dining himself across the whole of Paris, he's managed to finally out do his limits, granted he's still vaguely coherent enough to text clearly, he's well practiced at it. Especially to Ramona or Scott's mobile, generally proclaiming his undying love for the guy. Though the text sounds strangely serious]

Ephaba I need to ask you something. It's really important that you get back to me, because It's been troubling me for the longest time now. I think my life depends on knowing the answer to this.

Comments

[Video] Wallace you're such a douche ♥

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

[The feed flickers on to a very worried looking Elphaba]

What is it? What's wrong?

[Video] Love him for it~ ♥

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

Elphaba! Oh thank god, I was worried I wouldn't get hold of you. It's just... I don't know where to begin. It's just so... I can't explain it without making you just as broken by this as I am..

XD I shall

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

[Now she's really worried..]

Wallace, listen - just tell me were you are and I'll come find you

-3-

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

[He shakes his head.]

No, no you can't! That'll make things worse, it's better like this. Just please I need to know...

[Video]

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

[..Worried and confused..]

Okay, alright, but what's wrong? Please tell me, you're scaring me

[Video]

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

[His brows draw, sighing.]

Elphaba...

[Video]

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

[By now she actually can't think what could be so wrong - he sounds so serious..]

What..?

[Video]

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

I... just need..no it's-- mm...

[Video]

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

No, tell me, please - I want to help

[Video] Here comes the crescendo...

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

I need to know...

[Video] *drum roll to Wallace being slapped silly*

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

..what?

[Video] *CUE IN THE BITCH SLAPS*

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

I need to know-- Are Jaffa cakes a cake, or a god damn biscuit!? It's been pissing me off since I saw a packet in town today, seriously!

[Video] 8Dd 1/4

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

[......]

2/4

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

3/4

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

4/4

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

...what.....

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

[He holds one up, it looks like he's taken a bite of it and then started debating the question. If you look next to him, you'll see one of his famous martini glasses. Yes Elphie, you got drunk texted with the most inane question you'll ever be asked in your life.]

No, bear with me, which do you think it is? It's always bugged the hell out of me I mean the name's so damn misleading...

1/2

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

2/2 - last one XD;;

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

[Oh why don't you just unleash the tigers at the Goddamned Zoo, Mr Wells?]

Please tell me you're joking - you said all that..you made me think there was something horribly wrong, and the whole time you wanted to know whether or not-- WHATEVER IT WAS, is a GODDAMNED biscuit-?!!!

[She's seen the martini glasses - it's been noted. However..]

Where the hell are you-!?!

[Video] I think he's seeing his life flash before his eyes..

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

[His eyes widen, the very thought of the Wicked Witch of the West hunting him down has magically sobered him up.]

Elphaba-- I just-- oh shit It was just a joke! The build up is part of it!

[He's in just about the only nightclub that's within walking distance of the hotel they're all placed at. But he's not about to say anything.]

[Video // In person]

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

[Fanning the flames - she's already out the door]

A joke? Really? You scared me, Wallace!! You made me think something awful had happened!

[In the hotel lobby..]

That wasn't funny, not in the least-! And what about in the future? What if you're actually in trouble? I swear, when I find you..

[TIMELAPSE OF DOOM]

...And another thing, I-!

[Suddeny stopping mid sentence, she smirks evilly]

You're stood about 10 feet away from me

[End feed.

Run boy. Run]

[In person]

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

Elphaba I-- [His breath catches in his throat as his body twists to face where her voice was coming from. Eyes wide he leaps to his feet and puts his hands out in front of him. Shoulder hunching as he slowly backs away]

--Elphaba, baby, you know I di'int mean it.

Where's your sense of humour?!

[In person] Her sense of humour went away with the sun =[

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

[The nickname just makes er more mad as she grabs his wrist and pulls him close to her, so that they're face to face]

Don't you ever do that again, or if you do, do it to someone else-!

[A little closer..]

And if you call me that again I'll turn you into a monkey and surgically attach cymbols to your palms.

[Lets him go, and smacks him hard upside the head, before folding her arms across her chest]

Now how much have you had to drink..? You smell like a diabetic prostitute who went on an alcopop binge.

[In person] XD ah that explains a lot

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

[Nursing the back of his head he winces and sighs.]

Jesus christ woman.. I get it. I'm sorry okay, I just thought you needed something to cheer you up. And for you information I've only had three. [And that analogy really isn't too far off the mark...]

-- waaaiiit, I know what'll cheer you up. Barkeep! I'll have a Tokyo iced tea without the ice for the lady~ I'll have another Long Island Iced Tea.

We, my good lady, are going to show you how to party.