[Rise of the Undead Army] [in person]

[last-dracula.livejournal.com]

[People who're paying attention may notice someone in enough white to almost blend in with the snow, out hard at work starting late-evening, gathering up snow for some unknown project.]

[By morning, the manor is surrounded by a large number of snowmen.]

[Some have intentionally broken-off treebranch-arms, others are missing eyes; the faces are scribed in some semblance of jack-o-lantern malformed grimaces, and a few have pieces taken out of them here and there.]


[It's a zombie snowman horde.]

[And off across the grounds, where the camp was last week, just after sunrise, on top of a snowpile, there is a Soma, doing his best evil overlord maniacal cackle. He's actually quite good at it.]

RISE, MY MINIONS!! RISE AND FEAST ON THE LIVING!!!

[The maniacal laughter then starts breaking up into less sinister giggling as much as cackling.]

Comments

[nextfourteenth.livejournal.com]

You do realise it's easy to destroy these right?

[last-dracula.livejournal.com]

[He's still laughing. Maybe less maniacally.]

Yeah, I know ... snowmen make a lousy army ... but they're less gross than zombies! [ :D ]

[nextfourteenth.livejournal.com]

So, you think you can take over this place with this?

[last-dracula.livejournal.com]

[Wait, you're kidding right?]

[...You're not kidding are you.]

[Big grin, and a bit of a bewildered snerk.]

Not really.

Geez, is everyone around here this serious?

[nextfourteenth.livejournal.com]

If this was a joke, it's not a very good one.

[last-dracula.livejournal.com]

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooow.]

[And he thought Alucard was a stuffed shirt sometimes.]

It's ... snowmen. I can't even animate them or anything, and even if I wanted to, I'd have to be sorta stupid to try to do it with an "army" of sculptures a five year old could knock over. [Especially when technically he could have an extradimensional demon fortress at his command.]

[Are you sure you're serious? I mean ... damn.]

[nextfourteenth.livejournal.com]

Then why do it?

[last-dracula.livejournal.com]

. . . . . . . . [you are actually starting to worry him.]

[Even if the "you poor thing" way may not be part of what you expected.]

The looks on people's faces in the morning?



Though so far it's been ... really ... sorta sad.

[nextfourteenth.livejournal.com]

Maybe there is a reason no one has got it.

[last-dracula.livejournal.com]

. . . . [He thinks for a minute.]

...Why would someone not get that zombie snowmen are a joke?

[Sorry, you lost him there.]

[nextfourteenth.livejournal.com]

Depends on the person. Some might have a history of them being actually real.