http://the-tudour-rose.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] the-tudour-rose.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2010-07-05 05:13 pm

Fifth entry: The beach

[The first sound Elizabeth woke to was a rather unusual one. Climbing out of bed and dressing herself, the first thing she notices is that Embry is gone. She pauses for thought, before continuing towards the door of her room. She steps out...The light hurts her eyes, but as she adjusts, she realises she's actually outside, her now bare feet sunk in hot sand. Going to turn back, all that awaits her is a tent...]

What on Earth..??

[She then realises what she's wearing...or rather, what she would never even dream of wearing in public..ever. Just a dark red two piece swimming costume, she immediatly covers herself with her arms and runs back to her tent, sitting on the 'bed' and holding her head in her hands]

This cannot be real...it cannot....What in Gods name am I wearing?  I can't possibly walk around like this!

[Heading to one of the trunks in the corner of the tent, she begins sifting through the contents]

These aren't mine! What is...[pulling out a Tye-dyed red-pink sarong, she holds it up to the light, trying to work out what it is..]

[identity profile] radical-edward0.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ed points to the goggle/snorkel before spitting out her snorkel]

This? Edward's snorkel?

Mommy!Elizabeth is adorable.

[identity profile] radical-edward0.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward uses it so Edward can go underwater but breath.

[She removes the snorkel bit and shows it to Elizabet]

See, Edward breathes in here

[Points to the mouth part]

And then air comes in from here, 'cause it stays out of the water.

[She points to the tube part]

And then Edward's goggles

[She taps her goggles]

Let Edward see underwater!!

:3 These two are awesome together

[identity profile] radical-edward0.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Grins. Then she looks distraught]

Never ever been to the beach? Edward will help!!

[She grabs Elizabeth's wrist and pulls at it, trying to get her back out onto the beach.]

Warm and fuzzies ahoy~!

[identity profile] radical-edward0.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ed blinks]

Sand castle? Does Elizabeth want to build a sand castle with Edward?!

[She looks excited]

:D

[identity profile] radical-edward0.livejournal.com 2010-07-06 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Ed sits down cross-legged and searches around for a moment, realizing she has left her bucket and shovel behind she stumbles back to her feet]

Edward has to get her bucket! Elizabeth stays here, okay? Edward will be right back!

[She sings this last part]

[identity profile] radical-edward0.livejournal.com 2010-07-06 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ed comes running back with a plastic pail filled with toys (http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00iVTEUqacoQRk/Beach-Set-Summer-Toys-HWA194833-.jpg). They are all painfully bright and Ed drops down next to Elizabeth.]

See! Now Ed and Elizabeth make a castle with sand and water using these!

[identity profile] radical-edward0.livejournal.com 2010-07-06 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[A grin spreads over Ed's face like as if it is it's own animal. She claps excitedly]

Like Elizabeth's! Like Elizabeth's! Like Elizabeth's! Edward wants to know aaaaall about Elizabeth's castle! Does Elizabeth have lots and lots of servants and pets and bathtubs?

[She takes up and spins her spade]

Nope, nope, not big. Little castles. Castles for crabs! Big as the bucket!

Re: Now I'm betting Elizabeth wished she had kids of her own

[identity profile] radical-edward0.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ponies?! Edward loves ponies!! And three big comfy cozy beds!!

[she looks more and more excited]

Dancing and music parties?! For everyone?! With lots and lots and lots of friends?

[Ed has already started gathering up sand.]

Come with Edward to get a pail of water!

[She picks up her bucket and jumps to her feet.]

A reaaal sand castle.

[Ed stops and puts the bucket down. She's thinking. Then, she sits down and picks up a nearby stick. She's writing some calculations in the sand, muttering to herself. In the sand she scribbles complex equations.]

:P

[identity profile] radical-edward0.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[She glances up with a dirty look]

Shhh! Edward is concentrating!

[Then her head snaps back downward as she works on her calculations]

[identity profile] radical-edward0.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ed crawls along the beach, covering at least 50 feet with equations. When she fails one she scrambles a few feet away and starts again. After a short while Ed gives up and pouts, staring over her work.]